Birthday rocks

(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.

John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!

by richardtheIII April 24, 2011

ripe rock

the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.

my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet.

the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 3, 2019

simp rock

A type of music sung from a male point of view, generally falling in the "easy listening" genre, whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life is to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life was when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life is now that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life was UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 5) How one will do anything it takes to keep a current romantic partner. Almost any song from the band "Air Supply" epitomizes this.

I know she dumped you, but listening to that simp rock is just going to make you feel worse! (OR) Hey! I know that you're excited about your new woman, but don't go singing that simp rock to her.

by DJ Dash September 2, 2020

Pot-Rock

The name given to Patrick from Spongebob in the "Spingebill" series of youtube poops.

Spingebill decided to share his candy bar with pot-rock.

by Spodermen2121 z April 10, 2017

rock-a-bye

It's an interjection, always used to settle a baby or child down to sleep.

"rock-a-bye, Baby," sang Alfred in strident tones and he swung the child high in his arms.

by Rockbabe! January 4, 2018

rocking knuck

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see his separated testes, popularized by Ben and Adam of the wonderful podcast Greatest Generation

That's a weird, alien planet where all the men wear flashy pants. All these guys are rocking knuck.

by FoofooThaSnoo June 18, 2019

Worm on a rock

A vagina on a chubbier chick where the curtain portion is covered by the large outside. Instead the vagina bulges out a little and all you see is a line, resembling a worm on a rock.

Damn, i was gonna go down on her, but it looked too much like a worm on a rock.

by fatvaghater July 1, 2011