Robert

A gentleman of Chinese descent, possessing a deficiency in intellectual acumen, woefully struggles with the art of badminton, and regrettably exhibits an overall lack of proficiency in embodying the rich cultural essence of his heritage; as a consequence, he often finds himself repelling the affections of the fairer sex.

Bro Robert is not Chineese

by bluepoint April 23, 2025

ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..

Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Robert Frost it

to discontinue a pleasant activity or or leave an entertaining event prematurely due to prior engagements or commitments

"Hey man, this party is really picking up."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."

by Ra$PutiN January 1, 2012

Robert Smart

I hate him

Honest to god I hate him and his name, Robert Smart

by Sebastian Jesus Moreno February 12, 2020

Robert R Shrute

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.

Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.

by chubbyducky December 26, 2010

robert blanks

A guy who is not looking for trouble. A guy who is down to earth and focus on the things that need to do. Not worried about anything. And love all types of music and sports. Is a Christian and focus on good only.

"Bro, robert blanks is so chill . He doesn't worry about anything "

by Michigander October 2, 2017

Robert

He played IronMan He is so cool and has infinite rizz

I wish I was like robert

by Randompersonwhodisctatesword May 29, 2023