The great pee hoax

In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.

Ronny: I’m gonna recreate the great pee hoax of 1839 with my girl!

Dicky: no! Don’t do it Ronny!

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025

Pulse Pee

The colour of your urine changes after a day due to drinking too much pulse.

Girl 1: Jamie drank so much on the weekend, most of it was pulse.
Girl 2: Haha she must have major pulse pee now!

by fear-of-shorts January 25, 2009

sweat pee

Pee from sweaty balls

I’ve been working out all day! Time to release some sweat pee.

by Kciao February 8, 2020

pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.

Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.

by Whizza22 December 15, 2023

Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you

“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”

by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018

Pee-job

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on

He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job

by Not the real me November 23, 2021

pee pants

the pants that you pee in

yooo madisyn just sat on crimson's couch in her pee pants!! crimson is gonna be so mad!!!

by crumsin October 16, 2019