One Beer

(n): The act of going out, with full intentions of having just that "one beer", but always failing, through peer pressure and lack of self control, into getting shit-pants drunk.

"Let's just have one beer tonight, I have to wake up stupid early tomorrow."

by DustyQueen February 19, 2012

one seed

A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball

A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!

by Nathan G A October 30, 2007

BEEN ONE

Very handsome, hard worker, and one-of-a kind. Loves his family more than anything in this world, might be a little overprotective at times but has a good heart. Freshest nigga alive fr. Frequent flyer. Bad bitch getter. BEEN ONE.

There go BEEN ONE in another Benz!

Damn, BEEN ONE took my bitch again?

by beenone November 23, 2021

cooking one

Chambering a gun.

After cooking one I pop off a cap in his ass..

by Joel pizzo August 8, 2009

Millions To One

Twitch streamer DarkViperAU's meme.

"THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!"

by GUSFR1NG March 31, 2023

Clip one

To take a shit.

Oh, man! I gotta clip one!

by Arkeroen April 21, 2003

take one on

(1) get hired -either 'him' or 'her', ie: take her/him on

(2) acceptance as sex partner, "lover", business partner

jim mcfoolsis the employer, didn't think he needed to take a human on, but had to take one on anyway

kate convinced the candy store owner to take her on

mark got the green light from carrie, that she would take him on

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009