Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day
by Sdog May 20, 2019
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Stone German

He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day
I wish I could be a stone German
by Sdog May 20, 2019
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Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 07, 2024
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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 16, 2013
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vagina stone

A clear blue stone: usually the size of a dollop of shampoo (when those shampoo bottles tell you to squirt a dime size) and the stone magically cleanses your slutness
Shalisa went to the store to buy her vagina stone and I'm glad she finally did ugh you could just tell from a mile away that she hadn't gotten hers taken care of.
by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 19, 2016
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Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.
I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.
by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018
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Stone Freeze

The sensation of applying benzoylmethylecgonine to ones incisors.
I love the stone freeze from this coke!!
by Uncle Pepperjack February 08, 2024
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