A name to be fucked up by all (100% guaranteed)
a P.I.M.P. (usually true)
usually has a cock twelve light years long
almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)
a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
a P.I.M.P. (usually true)
usually has a cock twelve light years long
almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)
a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
by gregofthesea November 9, 2022
Get the Noahmug. 
Noah is the most awful person you will ever meet, he is really annoying and unfunny. All his jokes are stolen, unfunny, and stupid. He is really really really ugly, I've seen toads better looking than him. He smells really bad, dog crap smells better than him. He seeks attention because he gets none at home. Noah is the worst person and he is a huge hypocrite, he can be sexist and sometimes racist and calls it "dark humor" Noah is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.
by The coolest 81 March 22, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
by F33tsl@y3r321💅🏻 July 6, 2023
Get the Noah Schnappmug. Noah is a dirty minded pirv on the outside but a very loving and caring person on the inside Noah is also very shy to tell people how he feels this is because he is scared he will cherish all of his friends and loved ones Noah is not very attractive and this causes him to doubt himself and put on a smile and he waits for someone who understands until then he post definitions on urban dictionary
by Probably someone named Noah October 29, 2020
Get the Noahmug. absolute top guy, studied at the school for quantum rizzicks. shlong so long could take out king kong.
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.
loves a stella and a fella ;)
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.
loves a stella and a fella ;)
by noah march March 17, 2023
Get the Noah marchmug. Noah is a very passionate young woman. Noah is the type to lick someones feet and call it a day. Noah loves men and Fortnite.
Noah is trash at everything he does
by Noah de botiana September 28, 2020
Get the Noahmug.