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max

max is a cute skater boy. he has a nice voice and very very hot hands. he’ll make stupid jokes that’ll make you laugh into you start crying. he’s also bald. he thinks that he’s ugly because he’s bald, but it makes him even more attractive. also he lives a million miles away from you.
“max is my best friend
max: a vibey guy that’s just built different
by maxlovr383 January 29, 2021
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Max Callander

Max is the sexiest person ever and also pulls so many woman and sometimes men and is very good at video games
OMG there is Max Callander hes so sexy and good at every video game ever and pulls all the woman and men.
by SUPER DUPER SEXY BABY April 18, 2022
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max hulls

a form of depression, idiosity and retardedness that kill anything that goes near it due its uglyness
guy 1= bro that max hulls came

guy 2= wait wtf how many dead people
guy 1 = 97
guy 2= shit
by vektre yt July 1, 2018
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max and Jemma

did you see max and Jemma, i wish i was as happy as them
by bigbootymanlover182 September 13, 2022
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girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.
by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024
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-maxxing

Internet slang suffix that means maximizing a certain aspect of one's life. Comes from "minmaxxing", a term for extracting the maximum output from the minimum input.
In light of this, I have been fertility-maxxing for the last few months.
by meluvcheese June 12, 2024
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max feng

Good at impressions, kinda weird but funny. Can’t focus.
That kid facing the corner of the room is such a Max Feng.
by CrayonSoup February 20, 2020
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