Matt

A normal heterosexual person but is low key really gay. He sometimes jokes about being with other men but deep inside he really means it

I think I’m a Matt, I joke about being gay but I don’t want want my friends calling me gay

by Harambe1017 September 29, 2020

matt gilliatt

Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Return on investment for this DILFage is through the roof, will most certainly effortlessly bang all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.

"Where is everyone?"

-Matt Gilliatt

by duck_overlord February 7, 2022

Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Matt

A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting

Tom: matt, i dont hate you(?)
Matt: yay! Im popular!
Tom: no, i just-
Matt: POPULAR!!

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt Rife

sexiest man alive and funniest man alive

Matt Rife is hot!

by MCLOVINMILKS January 6, 2024

Connor + Matt

A couple who do everything together including games and other forms of shit

"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"

by NatsuDK November 19, 2018