math

a subject that makes you fail school and makes you live under a bridge for the rest of your life

joe: hey billy, you know about the math test?
billy: no
joe: this math quiz is worth 100% of our grade

*later*
billy: i got an 0/24
joe: i got an 24/24
billy: crap

by tiktok_sucks!!! November 1, 2022

TL Maths

A very helpful teacher who makes maths videos (for free!) online, catered towards the British curriculum. He always replies to your comments if you don't understand anything. De facto the nation's maths teacher.

"My teachers at school were bad at explaining iterative relations but I watched TL Maths' playlist and understand a lot more now."

by grindnhustle September 24, 2021

Math

Math means a dumb bitch that should not be used ever.🙄🤚 it makes you go insane!-😭🤚it makes you almost kys!🥺

“We’re doing Math!” .-Ima kms rn..-😫😭🤚🙄🔪😏🥵😃👍

by paytonanonclipz on tt December 16, 2020

Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

chaos maths

maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.

I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.

by Halmos March 12, 2016

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.

Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 8, 2024

Math buddy

A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)

Oh man, Math Buddy looked Fine as fuck today, Id climb him at any moment if i had the chance.

by Blondie007 March 7, 2017