March 2 

March 2 is national make out day. you like it or not people are aloud to Make out with you

Hey bro wanna make out ?
Why?
It's march 2

March 2 by Momemamodmsj March 2, 2022

March 3rd 

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

March 3rd by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

March 4

Nation Shmeel’d day (a getting ignored for days preferably by Zack)

The other night I really needed the history homework for March 4 but Zack completely Shmeel’d me.

March 4 by PapiNate March 3, 2022

March 4th 

National kiss a girl day kiss any girl you want

March 4th is national kiss a girl day can I kiss you

March 4th by Intotheunkown.. March 3, 2022

March 6 

This birthday makes a person born on March 6 a great, smart, and loving friend. March 6 birthdays are really friendly.

Person 1: Hey, that person was born on March 6!
Person 2: I bet they’re friendly!

March 6 by kdancer16 March 4, 2022

March 5 

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.

Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)

March 5 by Ooowakawqka March 5, 2022

March 16 

National Hug and Love Day! Screw Valentine's Day. On this day, people must hug their crushes and besties. And if you don't have any, hug yourself byotch. Love your beautiful ass. But for those slayyers that do, hug that special person(s) and whisper into their ear, "I love you" or whatever the hell you want. But, it has to be nice even though I know some of ya'll bitches can't say nice things, hype your girls or boys up or your non-binaries up on this day. We all need it. Also people that are born on this day are freaking baddies and good-looking asf. They usually have a mole under their eye and a pretty smile.

"Gurl, you better hug M! Like rn, it's freaking March 16 make out or something!!"

March 16 by 2482dghfg4 March 5, 2022