Michael Mason

A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.
Michael Mason
Man, Michael ate all my Halloween Candy.
He is considered an asswipe.
by LittleBoyGrinder69 November 15, 2017
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Michael Cruz

is friends with the man who made an amazing quote
"I am now an animal racist"
"of course that is MICHAEL CRUZ'S friend
"indeed nigga indeed"
by 32rr January 31, 2022
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Michael Goppert

A silly little jew that enjoys shitty BTEC games such as Warframe and Islands of Nyne. You never really know whats coming next with this sneaky little devil, and you don't really care to know. Hes a big hand full to cut it short.
"Sandras boyfriend is a complete knob that likes those shitty valve games, and pestering people?!? What a Michael Goppert."
by HexyBoii July 29, 2018
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michael higgins

A guy who thinks he's 6 foot but is only 5'9 and is a homosexual
by AnonymousGerry March 04, 2017
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Michael S.

A fagget ireland fucker who is bald and has small feet and a small dick. He secretly loves sjoul but kelly is cockblocking him. He hates hubschrauber with a passion and tried to get him demoted. Donal might come as a tough guy but he is really a bitch ass white fuck who is sad about his own life.
by SFB dox May 15, 2016
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Michael Liu

(Noun) An Asian scapegoat for any wrong done by a person. He can be blamed for anything, even as severe as killing someone or somethink like an earthquake.
A person honks their horn in traffic and one is to yell "Michael Liu!" as if he is the one honking.
by K Sizzle April 05, 2006
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michael murphy

A bisexual transgender that tries to flirt but gets rejected
You know he is a Michael Murphy when he is a bisexual transgender
by Hdiehehdfeejsksns May 19, 2016
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