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trouble brewing machine

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
by LarsonM October 23, 2012
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Green Machine

When you take a green smoothie and rub it on your body and drink it off of you
Damn my cock taste good after a Green Machine
by CREAMSTER69 September 6, 2021
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moo machine

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket
by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025
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bondo machine

A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.
Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.
by uggamugga99 November 13, 2017
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Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.
James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.
by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023
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Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)
"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"
by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025
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Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.
by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022
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