Lord Abid

The Supreme Lord of all humans on planet Earth. He was cast into space by the dictators of his home world due to his incredible powers. He created the human race as it is today, because before Abid, humans had very short lifespans and could only reproduce with the all-powerful Abeyds. When Abid crash-landed on Earth, he destroyed almost all of its existing life. This is why he vowed to guide the human race for all eternity.

We worship Lord Abid. Because if we don't, we might die...

by Encoh April 5, 2022

Lord longdong

Master of the dongs, long dong is a bad mofo, don’t take shit from nobody, he will stick is king shaft right in the middle of a argument and let his shaft be heard.

That boy lord longdong just aggressively pelvic thrusted the chess board

by The all knowing hades April 8, 2022

Cancer Lord

A (totally not hot) character from the /v/ vs /b/ comics on 4chan. He is a Large, Purely white individual with a black outline, he has large eyes and a wide, constant toothy smile. And he has Large gauntlets on his arms, causing his arms to shapeshifter into different things, such as a mic (seen in the vs /v/-tan mod) and laser cannons (seen in the comics). He also had a purple crown that he relies on for his power. His clothing consists of a tanktop, shorts, with a belt with a crown symbol on the belt, and a medallion with the symbol /b/ on it. Also people on Reddit want to rail the fuck outta him and I can’t blame them.

“ hey man cancer lord is thicc asf I wanna bang him “
“ same “

by FireAngel250 November 20, 2021

Harem lord

Fr the best looking guy on the face of the planet

I wanna be just like harem lord

by Remfanisthebestwifu March 18, 2022

Beta Lord

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.

That guy is the most royal beta lord.

by noahtortilla March 27, 2022

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Scrum lords

A group of top notch gentlemen who have a higher level playing field and sarcasm than the typical crew. Men with wisdom and a past that is all together the epitome of “scrum”, but only those in the group know the truth and love that is shared.

- Obi Ones older brothers group or friends who use the force to pull chicks

Scrum Lords that was fuckin sick last night we deserved to scrum it up. Let’s never talk about it again

by Darth Yeeted January 29, 2022