gemmiest in all the land

joumana harma and hana ibrahim

“wow joumana and hana really are the gemmiest in all the land!”

by user user 123 March 5, 2024

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

land of the fee

Land of the Fee, is a play on the United States motto 'Land of the Free' implying you are not free in the United States without the payment of various fees.

The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.

Trump: We live in the Land of the Free!

Sigma: Actually, it's Land of the Fee.

by Joshua_1234 March 19, 2024

Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024

Land Of Corn

AMERICA

" hello, you're in America Land Of Corn!"

by Yumeko_Senpai April 1, 2024

slowly downward landing hill

a hill where you cooternoot

“Hey, let’s go cooternoot on that slowly downward landing hill.”

by PickleToes101 July 13, 2022

Land Mining

When you take your food to go but you don’t actually want it so you leave it under someone else’s car.

My friend was land mining their food because it was so smelly in the car.

by Elysian Grey July 27, 2022