white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.

My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.

by SomeItalian November 8, 2023

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

White knuckle queer

A gay rolloff driver Who likes to fist other man.

The trash man was such a white knuckle queer

by Minati3 June 7, 2021

wetting the knuckle

female masterbation

she is in there wetting the knuckle again

by turtlesac November 24, 2016

fuck knuckle

A slang term for a dumb mother fucker who really does not understand they are a dumb mother fucker.

After a lame conversation I had to say, “He is such a fuck knuckle”.

by Wayne Schlinger & Kevski September 23, 2021

Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches

Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.

by thegchad May 18, 2024