Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs
"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"
by Piel Ling October 22, 2009
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A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!
by dswqsa895 February 02, 2023
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Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
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Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw March 02, 2016
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Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations
"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
by TomSmith13 October 20, 2015
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jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.
by blah's February 09, 2011
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