Johnson

Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.

Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.

Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh

by cassware October 28, 2023

Johnson Jacket

A condom

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket

by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019

Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders

The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.

by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018

Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 May 31, 2018

Skibidi Johnson

Skibidi Johnson is Quandale Dingle's father who abandoned him at a young age.

Skibidi Johnson finally came back to Quandale Dingle to goon with him.

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

Johnsonitis

having a big johnson/penis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal

by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022