A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

LTM Jerk

Like you are about to leave and you need to jerk so it’s a ltm jerk like a special event for limited time.

Fuck I’m bouta leave the house I should hit an LTM jerk bouta be a long dog

by poohjad February 22, 2025

Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.

I'm going to have a horror jerk tonight.

by God12231234 March 15, 2024

Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.

Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.

by anonymous August 1, 2021

jerking off a dude

Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom

A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging

by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021

Power jerk

When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.

Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.

by Ntubes7 July 6, 2017