Crush-hoed

When you get a crush after a short time of being with someone. And it makes you feel as if you are a hoe.

:(
It's not very pleasant your heart is broken but you get feelings for someone like they are putting it back together to fast.....

I felt like a crush-hoe because I just broke up with Micheal and now for some weird reason Brandon makes me feel better....

I crush-hoed and now I feel like I'm moving to fast... :(

by WeridGirl101 July 21, 2016

ho-telling

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.

Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.

by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008

ho duds

the outfits strippers wear, and then take off, while working

I no longer work at Tits Galore, so I gotta throw out all my ho duds.

by Cat Dee March 28, 2008

Ho Train

The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.

Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?

Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(

Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(

by rougher12 August 14, 2014

Ho'-maticked

1. The act of being completely and easily outdone, in a battle of brains or brawn, with no hope of redemption. 2. Made to look like a complete ho', by means of superior wit, skill or strength. See also:punked owned p'wned

Kung Fu student 1: Wow! I thought Jim's Kung Fu was pretty good, til he fought Master Wong.

Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!

Kung Fu student 1: Word.

by Aramis January 23, 2006

Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008

Ho Jacks

Ho Jacks - Noun: The term "Ho Jacks" refers to a specific type of foot wear that is worn by a Ho, stripper, pole dancer. These shoes are the ultra high platform high heel shoes that raise the wearer up as a jack raises a car for better access for a person to work on the car. They are not the normal ground level high heel shoes with thin soles and three inch heels. Rather they are the type with at least one and one half inch and higher platform lifts under the sole and heel.

Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.

*Sherry is a dancer down at the strip joint. When she dances she is seven inches taller wearing her "Ho Jacks".

*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".

*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".

by RoadDawg April 14, 2013