Horse mouth handshake

The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up

" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal

by cfrankyo July 6, 2015

hawaiian horse tail

a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.

Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.

by JDMLOWLIFE October 10, 2018

No Horse Steroids Required

It means to get real, and be yourself. If you feel like your friend or loved one is putting on an act, you can tell them; no horse steroids required.

Todd: “Are you feeling ok?”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”

by K.C. Lime September 2, 2021

Horse's Niggers Ass

Even worse than being called a Horse's Ass because you get the middle word added, one of the worst things you can be called no doubt

Person 1: Dude your a jew!
Person 2: Screw you, your a Horse's Niggers Ass!!
Person 1: No comment...(usually leaves people speechless)

by conmanxtreme July 7, 2011

Fuck his Horse

a term usually used instead of fuck him/her. or when you just kicked the shit out of something. after exclaiming that you have done so it would be followed buy "and then i fucked it/his/her horse."

"that guy is such a doucher. fuck his horse."
"dude screw that guy. lets fuck his horse."
"man i beat the hell out of that kid. and then i fucked his horse."

by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

horse humping bitch

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.

Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?

by r milazzo October 10, 2007

Arabian Horse Blinders

“Arabian Horse Blinders” is a sexual position where the woman sits or kneels astride her partner’s face and lowers her vagina onto the other’s face, wrapping his eyes, nose and mouth in her pussy lips. Also referred to as meat curtains it is the female equivalent of tea bagging and is based on the horse-blinders used around the eyes of Arabian Horses to keep them from bolting.

“Audrey joked that her Arabian Horse Blinders were so meaty they made her boyfriend cross-eyed.”

by T Lex September 10, 2010