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land shark

A word often used to describe dangerous dog breeds such as Bullterriers (Pitbull, Stafford) and Mastiffs (Rottweiler, Dogo Argentino, Boerboel) because they tend to have large jaws, sharp teeth and muscular bodies, which goes with the ability to severely injure and kill other humans and animals.
"My crappy neighbour recently bought an American Pitbull Terrier, the jaw was so huge that it reminded me of some kind of land shark. I heard they kill more people than all other breeds combined!"
by Notyourmother123 May 10, 2020
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shark

A term used to define a sexual activity performed by getting head from a gay guy with braces then ejaculating into his nose as the blood pours onto his mouth giving a sense of euphoria.

ok yeah no, I just had to make something for the people who saw the definition of urbandictionary and decided to look up shark for the sexual meaning, you know what shark really means (an aquatic carnivorous animal group)
random guy in a friend group: hey did you know that shark is a sexual term I found in the definition of urbandictionary?
that one bystander: no one gives a fuck, go get some women
by FluffKay November 15, 2023
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Shark Boobies

my new number which is 18 million over 18088 million
Guambo: what is 18 million over 18088 million
SchmimboGimbo: Shark Boobies
by Guabis April 23, 2022
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Shark

An aquatic animal who lives in the ocean and does not mean any harm unless you scare it.

hehe blub blub fish
"I dislike sharks because they are scary water creatures"
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Mark the Shark

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.
Person 1: Who is that freak over there?
Person 2: I think it's Mark the Shark! Run!
by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025
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shark

finding new girlfriend/boyfriend or basically looking for new people to talk to on a romantic level
by gazelleious June 5, 2025
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Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011
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