Footy Fag is a term me and my mates use for anyone that is popular, and love football (AFL, Rugby or Soccer). Usually pricks that want to start shit but can't finish shit. They like rap, mainstream metal, and like to be all "kool" and shit.
They are actually the scum of the earth, who take pleasure in teasing the poor guy.
The poor guys are anyone who isn't a footy fag.
Emos, Goths, Moshers, BMXers, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, Maori, or anyone that they just don't like.
They are actually the scum of the earth, who take pleasure in teasing the poor guy.
The poor guys are anyone who isn't a footy fag.
Emos, Goths, Moshers, BMXers, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, Maori, or anyone that they just don't like.
Footy Fag: Hey you emo fag Sturt
Mosher Stu: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME CUNT???
Footy Fag: Called you emo. Got a problem go slit your wrist and cry.
*Footy Fags laugh amungst each other*
Mosher Stu: *Puts down bag* THATS IT YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN NOW!
*Catches the Footy Fag and beats the living shit out of the cunt*
Mosher Stu: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME CUNT???
Footy Fag: Called you emo. Got a problem go slit your wrist and cry.
*Footy Fags laugh amungst each other*
Mosher Stu: *Puts down bag* THATS IT YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN NOW!
*Catches the Footy Fag and beats the living shit out of the cunt*
by Munchkin Stu November 10, 2008
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by dam_Straight August 18, 2010
Get the Fag Snag mug.An often over-intelligent weak male who constantly places himself beneath the laughing, cocky, arrogant athletic, hetero pussy-hound, Male Jock butts and reeking feet of the Big Powerful Manly Jocks that bully him.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.
he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.
he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
Jock: "Okay fag, tell me what you are while you lick my butt... Hahahahaha"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
by jocksniffer October 9, 2022
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