facebook syndrome 

Calling people by their first and last names. Caused because facebook refers to people by their firsts and last names.

" Yeah, last night i hung out with Sarah Williams, Xavier Mozejewski, and Ben Smikler"
" No, you just sat on facebook all night."
"Why do you think that?"
"Another victim to the facebook syndrome"

facebook syndrome by Xander Mozejewski October 15, 2009

Facebook Official 

Facebook Official is when you've changed your facebook relationship status to show who you're dating. You're not officially official until everyone on facebook can see it.

Oh man, I knew Jenn was dating Andrew, but they're facebook official now, so it must be serious.

Facebook Official by SoulKeepz August 18, 2010

facebook asshole 

Someone who is constantly posting/linking mean stuff on your facebook wall.

Guy 1: Did you see that mean stuff that chick wrote on my facebook wall?
Guy 2: Yeah man, what a facebook asshole.
Guy 1: Yeah dude, I bet she eats a lot of hot lunch

facebook asshole by ididyourmom6969 January 25, 2011

Facebook Dick Rider 

Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.

*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*

Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.

Person 2: Man get off my dick.

Person 1: But its such a fun ride.

Person 2: ...

Facebook Dick Rider by I hate facebook dick riders August 23, 2009

Facebook Bitch 

A person, probably a woman, who puts way too much information on her facebook page.

I now know EVERYTHING about that facebook bitch.

Facebook Bitch by well1320 January 13, 2010

facebook fuck 

the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.

Dude i got so wasted and totally facebook fucked this ugly bitch.

facebook fuck by Mozezamos March 9, 2008

Facebook Slam 

Verb. The act of denying a friend request via Facebook. It can also be used in the past-tense form, 'Facebook slammed.'

Random Person: May I be your friend?
Me: Absolutely not. FACEBOOK SLAM.

Me: Hey man, I totally just Facebook slammed that bitch back to Kean University.
Friend: Serves 'em right.

Facebook Slam by Garden State May 4, 2008