Former Lieutenant Colonel of the U.S. Air Force. Now he is the prophet of Detention. He teaches people the wisdom of detention and how detention leads to eternal enlightenment. He has a gargantuan bald spot which is a symbol of his wisdom.
by MrChornobaivka May 28, 2023

by Lucian Reeves April 6, 2019

An ultimate being that plagues games. His chances of appearing are a 1/10000000 chance. People claim that he is a dark colored figure with a thick cape and he can corrupt your save files and eventually haunt you. Not even the strongest players can kill him. Anywhere you go, he follows. The first ever sighting of dr bambo isn't fully recorded, but legends say that he is a master in mimicking your every move. And the reason for Dr? Well, he has a PhD in kicking your ass. He has an unknown relative called Wabungus who is 10000x stronger than him
Joe: "why is there a floating cape moving? Is it a ghost?
David: "No, it is the reality breaking diety, the destroyer of souls, Dr. Bambo! He is said to appear every 1/10000000 times."
David: "No, it is the reality breaking diety, the destroyer of souls, Dr. Bambo! He is said to appear every 1/10000000 times."
by DWMiggo November 4, 2021

An awesome and adorable bear that everyone loves and does no wrong, Dr. Funshine Carebear is loved by everyone.
Person 1: "Man, I could really use a good friend right now."
Person 2: "You should go see Dr. Funshine Carebear
Person 2: "You should go see Dr. Funshine Carebear
by addictwithapen28 October 30, 2018

The act of squeezing a woman’s breast together and pouring Dr Pepper between them funneling it into your mouth then turning her around to then push it from your mouth into her asshole
by Queef jerky 69 January 2, 2025

by Cate Francy November 24, 2020
