Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.

Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.

by TheCheri July 27, 2010

Disease Water

The little bit of water that splashes you when you pee into a urinal

Lisa: um...why is your d*ck that color?
Zac: Sorry, i got a little bit of disease water on it earlier.
Lisa: ...
Zac: What ?

by DsDDdA February 26, 2022

devils disease

when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty

“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”

by Coolgal12345 February 22, 2021

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism

Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"

by Thomdinho April 2, 2018

Zebra Disease

When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease

Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid

by A Sassy Gentlemen Called Ray May 29, 2022