Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
Get the Little Bear Disease (LBD)mug. by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022
Get the Heart Diseasemug. Something or a character what would have been very well done in a plot, or have actual lore accurate powers but gets ruined by poor writing. Like a character who could be very well made, and powerful in their universe, but the writing of the story and the development of the character ruins it.
In short, really shitty writing for something that could’ve been good and well made.
In short, really shitty writing for something that could’ve been good and well made.
“Flash could have been literally the best character in DC in my opinion. But the writing is one one of his biggest drawbacks! I fucking hate the Writer’s Disease on him!
by Raptor-777 May 15, 2025
Get the Writer’s Diseasemug. Person 1: “I got the new Pokémon game and I finished it in a day.”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”
by Pixelation0129 August 15, 2022
Get the Speedrunner’s diseasemug. by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022
Get the Dick riding diseasemug. The biggest disease that comes from sexual intercourse after a woman done an abortion,
it can result in death if the man doesn't get traditional treatment in time
it can result in death if the man doesn't get traditional treatment in time
by anonymous March 15, 2025
Get the elephant diseasemug. A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.
Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).
by rissyjade November 24, 2011
Get the bong transmitted disease (btd)mug.