Lucky Disease

The scientific name for Vitiligo

CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?

FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!

by Pcmreform June 26, 2024

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Dennisovitsch Disease

When you have to go to the Toilet for hours straight, without no one knowing where you went.

Dude he has been away for hours he might have the Dennisovitsch Disease.

by Expressed Sequence June 28, 2024

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dyson disease

Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.

Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!

by socket5c July 19, 2024

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Cardiovascular disease (CVD) is any disease involving the heart or blood vessels. Mainly it is caused by listening to music by a very terrible artist by the name of “Cardi B”. Also known as “the cardi b disease”

Bardigans or whatever her fans are called usually have any type of Cardiovascular disease and 23.4% of her fans died from the disease, seriously people do NOT listen to her music, it is trash⚠️

by EMD F59PHI July 30, 2024

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Gates Disease

Any condition, adverse event, or death potentially attributable to vaccines or countermeasures. The name was created to expose the lack of scientific ethics caused by multi-billion dollar investments and financial coercion from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in the scientific community.

Jerry died suddenly of Gates Disease after getting his second Pfizer shot.

by Toothman22 August 16, 2024

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