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daddy chris evans 

is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
daddy chris evans by smerra December 8, 2021

daddy lily 

daddy lily is someone you love so much and are happy you have in your life.
person 1: im so happy to have met you

person 2: ikr im such a daddy lily

Daddy Howl 

a dude who gets high almost every night and is a blue-haired liberal.
"Daddy Howl dmed me on discord, apparently he's high again."
Daddy Howl by Glitchy Witchy January 17, 2022

Daddy sid 

A daddy sid, is somebody named sidney, you would absolutely dominate you.
Woah, look at that guy. He must be a daddy sid.
Daddy sid by B_r_u_h420 February 3, 2022

Daddy Thanos 

He is the hottest linguistic teacher you will ever have. He is a Daddy on his own right. Every time he walks in the class my heart starts raising, my palms start sweating and I wanna kiss him. He is the DILF I can't help but dream about. Please be nice to him bcs he is my favourite, even though I can't have him...
1:who is this hottie?

2: That's daddy Thanos and back off bitch he is mine.
Daddy Thanos by Daddy Thanos April 2, 2022

Daddy Ming Le 

Daddy ming le is a very healthy muscular man who can hit the micgriddy straight into your asshole. Daddy Ming le is so handsome, that his McDonald’s curcumcusion chunky testicles are just as bright as headlights. If you meet a daddy Ming le Make sure he doesn’t have a double mcwhopper or he will be very aggressive and horny.
Daddy Ming le griddied straight into me last night!
Daddy Ming Le by Hdhdndnd April 7, 2022