Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Crotch pot

When a guy goes down on a woman and his saliva mixes with her pussy juices it becomes crotch pot.

After Warren went down on Lynn she said his face smelled like crotch pot.

by Fiona Red November 12, 2025

Crotch Cry

When a maker female urinates.

Ya’ll I got step away for a crotch cry.

by Twsnicket March 16, 2025

Crotch Holocaust

The act of ejaculating into a fire.

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.

by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024

crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024