Coffee Ice Scramble

Ice scramble, also known as iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that is believed to have originated in Iloilo. It is a popular street food made of shaved ice and evaporated milk, and is often topped with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and candy sprinkles.

Coffee Ice Scrambled originated in Iloilo City on February 3, 2025 with Mariano Lopez Arenas as the inspiration.

by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 3, 2025

Coffee w/ cream

A person with light brown skin, similar to coffee with cream.

You're white.
You're coffee w/ cream.

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee

If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 3, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 4, 2026

coffeemwork

Cooperative labors in a group of people to create and serve/deliver steaming cups of "jitter-joe".

Depending on your guests' liquid-libation preferences, it can take lots of dedicated TEAmwork and/or COFFEEmwork to keep da copious "staying awake" liquids flowin' freely!

by QuacksO March 12, 2026

Coffee Computer Ballistic Missile

For one to eat a large quantity of walnuts.

He coffee computer ballistic missiled on thursday!

by pizzaman120124 March 14, 2026

coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.

I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025