When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.
Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
Get the Chinese Dog Paddlemug. The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.
Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
by Ryselin August 5, 2020
Get the Chinese Pecker Trapmug. A medical condition in which one teste hangs significantly lower than the other, most common after strenuous tasks, such as heavy lifting or rough intercourse.
"Hey man, you alright? You're walking kinda funny." "Nah man, I gave myself a Chinese hernia last night trying to move the refrigerator" "You gave yourself what??" "You know, one hung low"
by Cream_of_sum_yung_gai September 21, 2025
Get the Chinese herniamug. When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
Get the Chinese Fire Drillmug. Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.
by Getbent1 December 26, 2011
Get the Chinese Dieticianmug. A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
Get the Chinese Golden Torturemug. by Nuts289 September 22, 2023
Get the Little Oily Chinese Boymug.