Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies

Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child

by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023

Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.

“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”

by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024

child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 02, 2021

Letterman's Child

A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.

Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"

by BlueberryBear May 26, 2016

celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies

“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”

by p1x13._.xox August 05, 2023

Holographic Child

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.

The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.

by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018