candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

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Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

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Devil's Candy

Practically, any substance that gives a pleasure, but is also deadly and dangerous. Therefore, it's labeled as such, trapped in dogmas, and/or under any kind of doctrine. Illegal, unsafe, unhealthy, deadly, risky, etc.

Person A: Have you ever tried some Devil's Candy?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?

by moozymathers January 15, 2019

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trailer park candy

"trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.

Jim:"Hey, heard about the big bust."
Dave:"Yep, confiscated about 20 kilos of trailer park candy."

by Evil Spock March 13, 2016

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Girl Candy

Girl Candy is a term that just refers to any kind of drug. Started as a way to refer to Benadryl but ended as an umbrella term for any kind of medication/ drug.

Girl: man my eyes itch, I think I need to take some Benadryl.

Boy: ✨girl candy✨

by Trixie Mattel's laugh March 11, 2024

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Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021

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