canadian

the opposite of Americans
unarmed, polite, and horrible road rage
"he's got to be a canadian"
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Montreal Canadians

So trash i would take a dump on that logo and it's gonna be so bad even plumbers couldn't fix it
Look at those toilet seats the Montreal Canadians
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Canadian Breakfast

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
by russellooo June 26, 2023
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When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019
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Canadian

Easton Looks Canadian
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Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.
Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
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Canadian Break and Enter

When someone goes on vacation and asks you to check in on their house while they're away. Ex: water plants, feed pets, shovel the driveway.
"We're going away for a week. Can you do a Canadian break and enter and feed our dog?". It's based on the stereotype that Canadians are so polite that when the break into a house they do nice things for the owner instead of stealing items.
by Dr. Buttface III February 14, 2020
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