"he's got to be a canadian"
by pizza man chase May 20, 2022

by Sa101 February 9, 2025

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
by russellooo June 26, 2023

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.
I prefer cocopuffs myself.
-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
I prefer cocopuffs myself.
-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

When someone goes on vacation and asks you to check in on their house while they're away. Ex: water plants, feed pets, shovel the driveway.
"We're going away for a week. Can you do a Canadian break and enter and feed our dog?". It's based on the stereotype that Canadians are so polite that when the break into a house they do nice things for the owner instead of stealing items.
by Dr. Buttface III February 14, 2020
