christian =)

Christian is a truly amazing person. He is a super charismatic, caring, kind, sarcastic, rad guy who loves to skate and eat nutter butters. He really cares about you and how you’re doing despite everything he has to deal with on his own. If you have a Christian =) in your life then consider yourself very lucky and don’t let him go. P.s. he looks like a koopa Troopa ;).

Tyler: yo Christian =) is so wack
Me: nah he’s cool

Tyler: ya I guess ur right

christian =) by MandaNoel October 20, 2019

Christian

bitch ass man child. likes dick and is fat as fuck

Christian

Christian by nigmanms October 16, 2020

Christian Church 

A place commonly mistaken as a peaceful place of worship and prayer, but is actually in reality a place where people with schizophrenia go to make sense of the voices in their head, the rich get richer, and pedophiles find new little boys.

"Did you hear about that time that christian lady from the christian church on Holy Road screamed she heard god in that walmart while St.Henry was fucking that 8 year old boy in the bathroom?"
"Which one?"

Christian Church by Airylist November 29, 2020

christianity 

a cult of people who believe in a single all knowing and all deciding god, who only lets a few people into "heaven" explained to be an afterlife paradise. despite his son dying for the forgiveness of all people.

christianity
uh yeah sounds right

christianity by Iamfemale January 2, 2021

Token Christian 

a person who has received Christian baptism or is a believer in Jesus Christ and his teachings. They are passionate for Jesus and want to spread the gospel to unbelievers.They focus most of their attention to Christian activities but also go out of their way help others.

He seems like a Token Christian always seeming to do what God wants him to do.

Token Christian by CantHandle September 19, 2014

mathew christian gentzke 

Gay

Mathew Christian Gentzke is gay. Gay homosexual not straight slut

mathew christian gentzke by Mathew Christian Gentzkr July 25, 2016

Pre-Christian 

Relating to a time before Christ or the advent of Christianity.

Wicca is a pre-Christian religion.

Pre-Christian by GamerOtaku February 8, 2017