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silk cannon

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles
by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023
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Tazmanian Cannon

The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.
by doc6104 October 5, 2023
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Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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Chokito Cannon

A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.
that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”
by RangaNadz November 28, 2023
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Head cannon Delusion

Delusion caused by head cannon, it is where someone has a head cannon for a show or game and insists it canon and goes great lengths like mental gymnastics to prove it is even the creator of the game or show of the head canon says other
A twitter called another twitter user transphobic because they point out Spider Gwen isn't trans for having a trans flag she's just an ally , in the users head cannon delusion user harassed other twitter user
by Lurker_man January 5, 2024
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Danimal Cannon

A Bald video game composer and chiptune music performer, who is know for making music using a Gameboy and combining it with an electric guitar performance. His music is featured in games such as 'Just Shapes & Beats' and 'Wave Wave', and you should buy all his music as soon as humanly possible.
Human: Man did you see Danimal Cannon on Tour last night? He shredded the Guitar AND the Gameboy both at the same time! Somehow.
by KiboBeLoser January 5, 2024
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