Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)

Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023

Brandon

Brandon Is A Very Awesome Name. If your name is Brandon then you soulmate is always a Jenica.

Brandon is super cool and He started dating Jenica in 7th grade and now they’re married!

by GoofyTheGreat November 4, 2020

Brandon

Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.

Wow. It’s Brandon!

by Eyitsbro November 22, 2021

Brandon

A loyal man.

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.

by brandismillah November 30, 2023

Brandon Farris

A very funny youtuber with 2 kids, he is a nice sweet handsome guy with a very beautiful wife ❤️, although he is as short as a elf 😪

“omg did u see that tiny guy over there!”
“Yeah that must be Brandon Farris.”

by mmmmmmememe February 21, 2022

Brandon

someone who just plain stupid

He's brandon, of course he thought to say that.

by randofromsomewhere November 14, 2023

Brandon

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s

Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke

by Adam2356 February 18, 2020