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Brandon

Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.
Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2
Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?
by MewForce January 30, 2023
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Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.
by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023
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BRANDON

A sexy beast that has a big pepe.His nickname isn’t Lil broomstick (best rapper of all time)He is your local clout jesus.He is a lEgEnD aT bAsKeTbAlL and also nba2k19.He also eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi.
“Damm u see that Brandon kid he’s sexy” or “Brandon has a big Pepe and eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi” or “Lil Broomstick is the best rapper & basketball player uF aLl TiME”
by BrAnDaT0 November 20, 2018
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brandon g

the beafiest person you will ever meet.
You seen brandon g yet? He is sooooo beafy!
by beafster69 October 22, 2018
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Brandon Teng

A word to describe someone who likes to suck up to someone of a higher authority, such as their lecturers or boss. In malay terms, it is called 'Angkat Bola'
Wow, look at the way he is talking to Dr Maisha, Such a Brandon Teng!
by DrMaisha March 2, 2019
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Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021
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Brandon Zachary

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
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