Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.

Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”

Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”

Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”

by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022

angel in a man’s body

A compliment you might pay to a partner or a colleague who rescues you from the consequences of something you were not able to do on your own, especially when you were in serious need of their assistance.

I have been recuperating from surgery now for three weeks and my husband has most definitely been like an angel in a man’s body!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

Los Angeles Kings

The LA Kings are a professional hockey team based in Los Angeles, California. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference in the National Hockey League. They have won championships in 2012 and 2014. Some notable Kings players include Anze Kopitar, Ilya Kovalchuk, and Drew Doughty. They play at Staples Center in Downtown Los Angeles.

Wayne Gretzky is one of the greatest Los Angeles Kings players ever.

by Rjsrjsrjsrjs September 24, 2019

My little angel

I am beyond blessed to have such an special sister, i’ll do anything for her but dont ever wanna see her hurt, She is everything I could ask for, seeing her happy makes my soul happy, so please take care of yourself and be safe.. But what is important is that it’s time to party!!! and make your birthday enjoyable, so eat less of cake and coffee, dates and dance with your cats and sing with the sun and walk with the cars beside the beach, I wish we get to watch endless movies together:( but most importantly I hope your day will be fantastic, and amen that the year ahead gets better.. I’m sending you all my love, thank you for being the kindest human being ever, and I’ll never get over how gorgeous you are wifey mashallah.. everything in you is just so pure.. I wanna give you the biggest hug ever!!!! Try to enjoy your day in the hospital love, I love you more than you know, and everything💜💜💜💜..
-your wife..

My little angel

by Avy9 February 23, 2021

Mommy's lil angel

Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".

boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"

boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.

by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

angel puppy prince

angel puppy prince is for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only and if i catch bitches using it for their irrevelant fad faves i will triple punch your mama in the throat karate kick your daddy in the chest pull your eyeballs out of their sockets and play ping pong with it

angel puppy prince is so beloved to me 🥺💘

by cheriekkyu June 14, 2022

sweet beloved angel

Referring to someone you love (sweet, loving)

Someone angel-like

Justin: My girlfriend is my sweet beloved angel. She's so kind and loving.
John: Must be some girl.

by HellsGoldenKey March 21, 2017