Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..
by Ji2m October 10, 2015
Get the old fire horsemug. by coldduck9 May 8, 2019
Get the Dang Old Nerdmug. You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins
by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013
Get the old man veinsmug. Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
Get the Old Man Krumpletootsmug. A person who reflects on the past by constantly listening to 1930's music and binge watching "I love Lucy" in their freetime.
by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018
Get the Old timey BOImug. by Reginald P. Peabody February 24, 2011
Get the cooky old birdmug. A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
by Slutty Pikachu69 May 30, 2016
Get the Old Man Jankinsmug.