Possibly the biggest television show of all time. A love it or hate it reality show showcasing fresh undiscovered talent amidst brutal competition. A successfully phenomenal television show bombarding TV ratings, record sales, and phone networks. Its formula has taken it to 22 different countries, defining itself as an enormous achievement ever in television history.
by Kenneth January 17, 2004
Get the american idolmug. a real sport... all u foreign bullshit faggots, dont kno shit. pads are there cause were pussies. pads are there because of the fucking 160 lb of all muscle guy runnign at u full speed ready to rip ur head off... soccer is for pansies.. runn down a field kicking ball. the worst thing u hafta worry abot if someguy sliding to steal the ball and you tripping... ow.... now put a 150 pound linebacker and try to not get hurt.. pussies
plus, its not 22 fat guys runnign around bumping for 5 seconds. plays could last a long time. then u only have 40 senconds for the next play, not five minutes..... funning for 90 minutes easy
running for an hor and having guys trying to kill u, not easy
im lucky, i play defense
plus, its not 22 fat guys runnign around bumping for 5 seconds. plays could last a long time. then u only have 40 senconds for the next play, not five minutes..... funning for 90 minutes easy
running for an hor and having guys trying to kill u, not easy
im lucky, i play defense
by Stallis at its Best September 18, 2005
Get the American footballmug. Another term for the institution of slavery and the historical aftermath which persists into present day United States.
The American genocide is alive and well as the Racist In Chief gives voice to such a longstanding depth of hatred.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
Get the American genocidemug. a) The greatest luxury RV of all time. Real marble counters and a vibrating bed for the best sex EVER!!!!!!!!!!
b) When a man can be a man, a women can be a women, and a man can be a women with a fake vagina.
c) Fast food, lots of sex, tattoos, buying food stamps off homeless people for 50 bucks, and SNAKES ON A PLANE.
d) Being able to pay a hooker in McBucks.
e) When it is okay to masturbate to "A Christmas Story".
f) All of the above, plus Santa Claus.
b) When a man can be a man, a women can be a women, and a man can be a women with a fake vagina.
c) Fast food, lots of sex, tattoos, buying food stamps off homeless people for 50 bucks, and SNAKES ON A PLANE.
d) Being able to pay a hooker in McBucks.
e) When it is okay to masturbate to "A Christmas Story".
f) All of the above, plus Santa Claus.
Man 1: I'm living the American dream.
Man 2: If you have a fake vagina please don't tell me!!!
Man2 shoots Man1, takes his money, fucks his wife, and buys a pizza.
Man 2: If you have a fake vagina please don't tell me!!!
Man2 shoots Man1, takes his money, fucks his wife, and buys a pizza.
by Chewbacca Committee August 21, 2006
Get the American Dreammug. by misty March 4, 2004
Get the American Idolmug. A lame attempt at punk rock. By the biggest poser/horrible/emo band ever, Green Day. Inspires stupid emo kids to slit their wrists.
(Billie Joe comes out of nowhere)
Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.
depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)
Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.
depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)
by Tony Ramone July 26, 2005
Get the american idiotmug. The very best cars that have ever rolled across the Earth's paved surfaces. They're fast, powerful, tough, and can take an incredible beating, and on top of that, they're usually as reliable as any Japanese ricer. People often claim Japanese cars are better, but that's only because the only way they can reach the power of an American car is by turning them into piece of shit ricers.
Yesterday, my friend Bobby tried to overtake me on his Volkswagen Jetta twice. But he failed. His piece of shit European car was no match for my Pontiac Sunfire. My car is a true American Car.
by Da_Nuke April 28, 2007
Get the american carmug.