3 definitions by Stallis at its Best

stallis

A suburb in the most boring state, Wisconsin, also known as West Allis where the people are wild and the parties are even wilder. There is a 75% chance of a party being broken up by the cops. Also referred to as Dirty Stallis

"This party sucks, I'm going over to Stallis where the real s*** happens"

by Stallis at its Best January 30, 2005

Dray

The coolest mother fucker ever. He is me. Don't be jealous. :)

"Who is that fine piece of ass?"
"That's Dray, he's a good fuck."

by Stallis at its Best January 30, 2005

American football

a real sport... all u foreign bullshit faggots, dont kno shit. pads are there cause were pussies. pads are there because of the fucking 160 lb of all muscle guy runnign at u full speed ready to rip ur head off... soccer is for pansies.. runn down a field kicking ball. the worst thing u hafta worry abot if someguy sliding to steal the ball and you tripping... ow.... now put a 150 pound linebacker and try to not get hurt.. pussies

plus, its not 22 fat guys runnign around bumping for 5 seconds. plays could last a long time. then u only have 40 senconds for the next play, not five minutes..... funning for 90 minutes easy
running for an hor and having guys trying to kill u, not easy
im lucky, i play defense

soccer- pussies
football- men

by Stallis at its Best August 27, 2005