When a someone is too much of a puss to outright say they hate you and don't have any interest in continuing a friendship, or feel bad after the fact for ending the friendship, they offer to be "distant friends" to ease their guilt.
You're a terrible friend, this friendship is over....anyways, I just wanted to let you know how I feel, I'd still like to be distant friends
by the truth111 February 08, 2011
A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.
How long have those two been dating?
They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.
They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.
by heylookatthat December 25, 2014
To re-establish friendship between long lost or old friends who you haven't seen or talked to over many years.
Social networks are awesome for re-friending!
by JDLC April 02, 2010
David: I'm pullin the friend card on you man
Justin: The friend card is bull crap you made to make me feel guilty.
Justin: The friend card is bull crap you made to make me feel guilty.
by Blahclsjdfl October 26, 2010
A person who steals people's friends for no apparent reason. Usually this happens when the friend digger has no friends herself, or when her close circle of friends are experimenting with different things. She will turn to a younger audience of people, and steal primarily from a sibling or close friend. Some people are dragged in through trickery that the friend digger uses.
Becca is such a friend digger, she always has to go and steal people's friends because she doesn't have any of her own.
by Belle Rain Water August 01, 2007
Friends that stick with each other for life, through thick and thin. Friends that would die for each other. It's like Soul Mates but not as cheesy.
by Vuzilla August 22, 2013
John: Stacey, will you go out with me?
Stacey: I'm sorry, John, but no.
John: *later to friends* And then she totally friend zoned me, dude! So unfair, I've spent too much time with her doing amazing things for her to not be riding that shit! I'm entitled to bang her, now, but she's being a bitch!
Friend: Dude she didn't friend zone you you're just a douchebag.
Stacey: I'm sorry, John, but no.
John: *later to friends* And then she totally friend zoned me, dude! So unfair, I've spent too much time with her doing amazing things for her to not be riding that shit! I'm entitled to bang her, now, but she's being a bitch!
Friend: Dude she didn't friend zone you you're just a douchebag.
by Shutupfriendzoneisntreal September 16, 2012