A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.
by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020
Get the Turkey-Omug. A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.
by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018
Get the Jive Turkeymug. dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.
by jaraiya December 18, 2009
Get the turkey breastmug. An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.
Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
by Coastiekid20 January 16, 2024
Get the Ohio Turkeymug. by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018
Get the Old Turkeymug. by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024
Get the turkey whippedmug. turkey refers to someone having a large behind/buttocks, this originated from the state of Minnesota from a small high school named (Hiawatha).
“Damn she got a turkey”
"her ass got turkey"
"that's turkey"
or after someone walks past with a big butt you would say "turkey" in any exaggeration that’s needed.
"her ass got turkey"
"that's turkey"
or after someone walks past with a big butt you would say "turkey" in any exaggeration that’s needed.
by WORD_GOONER April 23, 2025
Get the Turkeymug.