Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.

Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020

faggy pipe

The intes,tine of a gay man.

Let me see your faggy pipes

by VynilAngel June 18, 2018

Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines

"I love pants pipeng washington"

Abraham Lincoln

by Account unknown April 19, 2023

smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.

“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”

by XineOhp January 10, 2018

SKIN PIPE

A nicer, more mature way of speaking about a mans genitals.

Keeping it PG.

'Oi mate get yer skin pipe out'

'Yeah I sKiN pIpEd her so hard man'

'No, I wasn't too fond of him when he got his skin pipe out...'

by skinpipe October 3, 2018

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer

Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!

by keesville March 4, 2022