cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

My Singing Monsters

A cool game where you buy and breed monsters and listen to to them sing on different islands

BigJimmy57: I just got an Epic Entbrat on my plant island!
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?

by Qwertyjail July 8, 2021

monster energy drink

The drink a Kyle would drink.

Kyle, how much MONSTER ENERGY DRINK have you consumed?

by yeah.1 July 13, 2019

Land Monster Slayer

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.

Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."

by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006

Monster Hunter Stories

A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.

Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!

Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Pokemon fan: OH SHI-

by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004