Pulling a Josh

When a person puts a dead phone into your mouth.

Person: “I asked this guy to hold my dead phone for me and he shoved it in my mouth!”
Person 2: “He’s pulling a Josh.”

by BBBHotly24/7 March 26, 2022

Josh

Josh: A boy who wants a girl who's relatively short, beautiful and only a little autistic.

man 1: did you hear josh is with mia
man 2: wait she's that short girl that's so bad

man 1: yeah but she's a little autistic

man 2: so?! she's so fine

by NeggingNancy November 21, 2023

Josh

To be the either the finest or most autistic being to live

'God you are such a Josh'

by I'm the 13th disciple of Jesus June 10, 2018

Josh

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.

“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”

by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018

Josh

A simp, he who falls for man eaters, Gets caught up with toxic women. His head is in the clouds when friends tell him to watch out. Josh a hopeless romantic.

Yeah that’s Josh, that simp walks the plank for hoes, and they’re the ones pushing him off.

by Hawkwind 77 November 23, 2021

Josh

A name that’s so terrible everyone just calls you zack

Becky:what’s that guys name
Sara:josh
Becky:ew I’m calling him zack

by Bruv December 11, 2020

Josh

Josh is a player who will say he loves you but doesn’t. He will talk to you for hours (maybe not) and say that he really likes your right up until someone new comes in and she steals him from you. Unless he is younger because when they are younger they are the cutest wee thing on the planet and is very kind.

Old josh: regrets what he’s done
Teen josh: is a player

Young josh: is very cute and nice

by Ok then Mr boomer December 2, 2019