Ethan

A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside

Dam ethan blew the socks off that jezebel I heard he only paid 20 cents how do i get that coupon

by Biggestkikever December 10, 2021

ethan

ethan is a square

person 1: wow look theres ethan
yoda: ethan square he is
person 1: wow thanks yoda from star wars

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

ethan

Kieler gay best friend he is almost as kool as kieler but not a quite

he is v v gay he is a gay ethan

by ethans kooleo friend September 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan, aka Eating Thick Harrelson At Night. He's dick is in the negatives, however he walks around like hes the shit

Oh yeah, u c that zesty gay ass mf? thats an Ethan

by max coxlong March 30, 2025

Ethan

The sweetest and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He always brightens your day even when your world is crumbling. He always finds a way to make you smile!!!

You are such an Ethan (you make everybody in the room laugh)

by Oof-I-cant-stop-laughing November 16, 2019

Ethan

The most supportive friend you'll ever meet, always there for you, always got your back.

Ethan is the best friend I've ever had

by _THE_FAN_GIRL_ June 12, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is some guy who is a god at fortnite, because of his 368 wins, but unfortunately has been grounded for at least five weeks and wants his Xbox back.

Ethan: Mom can I go play fortnite on my Xbox now?
Mom: FUCK NO YOU LITTLE BITCH!

by GunnerGaming101 February 24, 2019