Donkey Puncher

A asshole or some fag that loves to punch donkeys on their free time :)

DUDE that asshole mr.clemt is such a donkey puncher

by RoRoRoRoRoRo January 29, 2008

Donkey Boner

Someone who has sex with a donkey

or someone who u think is a complete donkeys dick

God damn ur a donkey boner

by HAHA yo mama April 16, 2008

to donkey-head someone

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

by AyOxford January 20, 2014

donkey bong

A person who sucks, is a moron, fool, or someone with lots of muscles.

You are a donkey bong you moron!

by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006

donkey kong

Australian term for deridable nonsense - used sardonically or in fun

What a load of donkey kong.

by Gina Dow August 10, 2006

Swamp Donkey

A hideous looking woman

D'Qwell: Damn, that bitch is ugly.

Jermichael: What a swamp donkey!

by m.d.frm.ott December 25, 2009

jack donkey

basically a jack ass

"Dude, don't be such a jack donkey!"

by Kimbrlyjenn June 14, 2007