Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.

I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.

I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana

by blockboih September 24, 2021

uno 2 card

If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.

She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.

by Blowfish00 December 4, 2016

Uno Reverse Card

The worst nightmare of No U

Me: Hey, look there's a zombie behind you!
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: No U
Me: Uno Reverse Card
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: Gets turned into a zombie then I kill him and the other zombie.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 8, 2024

credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.

Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.

by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015