crush my chips

When someone either break,destroys your belongings or makes you upset.

Man!!! Why did you have to crush my chips?

by Sirdictionarysalots May 16, 2017

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

my

my is another word for whore it is a swedish name and is very rare but those called My will probably work as a whore in the future

I´ll by a My from the street, coming right away

by americanwhore21 May 21, 2017

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

Bite on my cock

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.

Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!

by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017

Shaketh My Headeth

A fancier way of announcing your head-shaking action

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see the new My Little Pony episode?"
Person 2: "Shaketh My Headeth, it is of the course that I have not partaken in observing that childish cartoon show"
Person 1: "Okay Shakespeare, I was just asking..."

by Poopstick404 May 28, 2017

roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.

"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"

by evilbleh May 30, 2017